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Hello everyone! Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been on DA for about a month. But most of you have probably just forgotten that I exist.
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To those of you with whom I have been rp-ing and I've suddenly disappeared I apologize!  Life and school have really just taken over all my time and DA is such a huge distraction.  I will try to be on more often but I cannot promise I will be on as much as I was before.  I will try to answer the rps, and to those of you with whom I converse outside of DA that will have to be put on hold for a bit too.

I am so sorry! I miss you all but school and real life have to come first for me.  But I will never forget DA! I will be back!
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This was just a meme i stole off live journal because i'mm sick of seeing my angsty journal as my featured. 
Alright so here we go!

Book Meme
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
5. ...along with these instructions.

Let us think no more of it, and apply ourselves to useful knowledge

Hmmm, words to live by. (From Mary Renault's The Persian Boy)



"[...]Of course[...]" 
From Jonathan Stroud's The Golem's Eye, the second book in The Bartimaeus Trology.

I'm hurting on the inside

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 25, 2011, 12:26 PM


Yeah, just heard something that makes my heart hurt.  I feel like such an idiot right now........
I really shouldn't feel bad, but I wanna cry.  Just frustrated tears at my own stupidity.  But nothing will come out.  
Why is it that when people feel sad their chests hurt?  It feels tight,  like someone stuck a hand in there and twisted all my insides.
I need to forget about some things.   A lot of things.......
Something's wrong with me, there's some wire that doesn't quite connect.  It keeps me from getting what I want.  And instead it keeps playing these feelings and memories on endless repeat.
My stomach feels bad.  Just bad.  The thought of food makes it churn but I won't throw up either.  At least that would be a distraction.


I have to say this to someone, something, because evening knowing almost no one will read this,  Or care,  someone will know how I feel.  I will have gotten these bad feelings off my chest.  Loosened some of the tightness.  Dulled the stupidity I feel by putting it into words.  And keep the tears that are hiding right behind my eyes from actually coming out.  Or maybe letting them flow free.

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Pleeeeeaaaaaase check this stuff out

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 14, 2011, 6:03 PM


Just today my dad came back from a business from Mexico.  He stayed in a fairly nice hotel, did a good deal of work while there too.  And, being the wonderful man that he is, he brought us back presents.  He brought back my mom and I necklaces, and mine (though definitely not even a quarter of the price of the stuff you'll see, my dad is loving, not insane) was made by a designer called Michal Negrim.  SHE IS AMAZING! HER WORK IS BEAUTIFUL!
Check it out here at her site: michalnegrin.com/
This is the kind of stuff you buy someone once a decade (unless you're rich, then hey, go crazy you lucky b- uh, person)
I just felt like this stuff was really worth sharing.

Here's some stuff of his I managed to find on DA:
Flower Ring by koshadesing
Couple by MyArtself
:thumb104502392:

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Sun Oct 2, 2011, 10:57 AM
Please copy and paste this in your journal, and spread the word! It is important that as many people know this as possible for the safety of baby deer, everywhere! }}

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I've seen many, many photos on DA of whitetail fawns that people have found in the fields and woods, and some of these fawns have been picked up and held for "photo-shoots", or even "rescued" and brought home.  Please, if you find a fawn, don't touch it, pick it up or move it,

unless it has been left in a dangerous area and MUST be moved (a roadside ditch, for instance), or if you absolutely know for SURE that the mother is dead (hit by a car, shot by a poacher, or whatever), or has abandoned it. A doe may occasionally abandon a fawn if she has had twins or triplets and one is disproportionately smaller than the others, or she may be a first-time, inexperienced doe which has been scared away from her fawn before she was able to bond with it. Just because you don't see the mother, that doesn't mean that she has definitely abandoned it; she is probably right nearby. Fawns are left to "hide" in this way by their mothers; this is totally natural behavior!

After giving birth, the doe cleans the fawn, feeds it and moves it away from the birthing site. Then she leaves the fawn alone for eight hours or more while she feeds, drinks and her milk replenishes. She returns to the fawn several times during the course of a day. A fawn is not strong enough to run with the doe until it is at least three weeks of age, and when very young, it will appear unsteady and shaky. Since fawns have NO ODOR, and their natural instinct is "freeze behavior" for the first two weeks of their lives, it is unlikely they will be found by dogs or coyotes (unless tripped over). Staying with her fawn would give away its hiding place. When a fawn is removed by humans or a predator, the doe will continue to look for it for two to three days, continually returning to the area where she last left the baby.

Also, it is a MYTH that human scent left on a fawn will cause the mother to reject it, so if you must move it to keep it safe, don't think that you have now doomed it to die. If the doe is still caring for the fawn, she will lick the human scent off at the next feeding. And if the fawn starts to "bleat", when you try to touch it, the doe may just come immediately to its rescue. In that case, problem solved! Touching the fawn (again, only if absolutely necessary) will signal to the doe that it must be moved to keep it safe. Without the human scent, the doe may not realize the fawn's hiding place has been discovered. This is the quickest way to determine if the fawn is being cared for because the doe will move it far enough away that you will be unable to find it again. White-tailed fawns will not travel great distances without the urging of their mothers. If she senses danger while caring for the fawn, she will move it to the farthest part of her range rather than the average 50 feet or more that she would have moved it if there were no danger!

Please go here for more info: [link]
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10 for 10 meme

Thu Sep 29, 2011, 2:36 PM
I got tagged by :iconfeshnie:
Thank you!

Uh, the rules seem a bit complicated but from what I gather:
-state 10 random facts of yourself
-answer 10 questions that the person tagging you have asked (in which I have 20 XD)
-ask 10 more questions
-tag 10 people

...so it's a 10 for 10 meme.

Okay, let's start
♣10 random facts♣

1.Waiting in anticipation for the Doctor Who Finale this weekend!
2. Watching "Mock the Week"
3. Wearing light blue undies(secretly you were wondering)
4. I have a blue dolphin pillow pet
5. I got accepted to my school's National Art Honor Society
6. I got accepted to my School's National English honor Society.
7. Steven Hawking is British O.o
8.I just had some really good natilla ^w^
9.  I have a puppet that steals a small piece of your soul every time you look into his eyes.
10.  I have homework I should probably be doing right now .......

♦10 Questions from Feshnie♦

1. Between your identification number, your house address, your house phone number or your cellphone number, which would you leave to a total stranger who might need to find you again (to return something etc.)?
   ☺Cell Phone Number

2. What is your take on madness?
    ☺Madness is either when you're to smart for the world around you, or you have gone into a mental overload and now have a new love of sharp pointy things.

3. Take the third alphabet after the first in your name. The first thing to
come to mind with that letter is?
    ☺Quail

4. What do you normally think when a total stranger smiles at you?
     ☺They're being polite where I'm from.  Depends on the situation usually.   

5. Your current fandom and your OTP (if you don't have one, a fav character is okay)?
     ☺Harry Potter-Dramione!

6. You find 4 dollars in your left pocket and 10 in the other. What do you have now? (and give the crackiest answer you can think of while you're at it)
     ☺Two overpriced jumbo corndogs from the fair.

7. Your favourite musician?
     ☺Currently? Adam Levine

8. Think of one of your biggest fears and, like Harry Potter and his friends do to the Boggart, what image can you conjure up to make that fear not scary anymore?
    ☺I have the Auphe (from Cal Leandros Series) and The Weeping Angels (From Doctor Who) Looming over my bed.  I give them party hats and frilly pink and yellow southern belle dresses.

9. If I was on the verge of doing something morally wrong (like world dominance or something) how would you advise me against it? Gently or forcefully.
     ☺Gently

10. In five words, how would you describe the questions I asked you?
     ☺ short, sweet, to, the, point

♥My 10 questions♥
1.  When was the last time you had a piece of cake and what kind of cake was it?

2.What is your favorite kind of dog/cat?

3.Quick! Think of something starting with the letter S!

4. Fly a plane or captain a boat?

5. What are the first two things that come to mind when I say, butter?

6. Do you know what an  abattoir is?

7.  What's the weather like right now?

8. What is your most interesting fantasy? (any rating)

9. Wow....Interesting....Now tell me your idea of a perfect world leader.

10. Are you jailbait?


10 people I tag
:iconashanime777: (both Ash and Eli):iconshiningteruko:
:icongirlyanimegal::iconpronon1990:
:iconradiantstar4: :iconlaceycheshiregrin:
And anyone else who wants to do it

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  • Reading: Mythology
  • Watching: You
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[x] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ ]Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (In the ten years I've been going to school that would average to about two times a year)
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just becuase you felt like it (my mom let me)
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 5

[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (:D)
[x] Text people during class (My mom and friends)
[x] Passed notes (Haven't we all?)
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher

Total so far: 10

[ ]Took pictures during school hours
[x]Called someone during school hours (My mom, and my friend to find her)
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours (You know you do it too)

Total so far: 12

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code(Uber strict dress code in middleschool, didn't wear a belt)
[ ] Failed a class (HAHAHA you're fuuunny~)
[x] Ate food during class (The teachers usually let me)

Total so far: 14

[x]Gotten a call from school (Does ConnectED count?)
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x]Didn't take your stuff to school (bad memory ^^;)
[ ]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (the temptation has been great)

Total so far: 16

[x]Faked your parents signature (I had her permition! Mot of the time)
[x]Slept in class (Does napping after finals count?))
[x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back (Homework and projects)
[x]Copied homework (We call it "study group")
[x]Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean (One occasion with the principal...)
[x]Thrown food in the lunch room (You cannot have been in a lunchroom and NOT have flung food)

Total so far: 22

Multiply by 3. Post as "I fucked up __% of my school life"
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I am insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane~

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 3, 2011, 12:59 PM


Stolen from :iconshiningteruko:


Anorexia
[] You hate your body.(my body is fine! well kinda...)
[] You have starved yourself. (not that i can remember)
[x] You have low self esteem. (I'm not pretty at all, I'm a botch, I'm arrogant, I'm slow to catch on)
[] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier.
[] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. (Breakfast or lunch usually)
[] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 2

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time. (VERY)
[x] You barely pay attention to anything. (Well that's not really true I -OMG THERE IS A LIZARD ON MY WALL!!!!!)
[] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[x] You aren't very shy.
Total: 6

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep. (Only during the summer~)
[x] You have very high self esteem at times. (There's times when I look in the mirror and think "DAMN I look GOOD!")
[] You are have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex. (Haven't had the chance to)
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide (hasn't everyone?)
[/] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.(neeeeh)
Total: 5 1/2

Bulimia Nervosa
[] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have no control over how you eat. (My body dictates when and how)
[] You use laxatives.
[] You eat fast.
[] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] You always say you are fat.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 1

Conduct Disorder
[] You are a bully.
[x] You threaten other people. (On occasion)
[x] You often find yourself in fights. (more arguments than anything)
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.(FEAR MY HARDCOVER BOOKS!)
[] You are cruel to humans and/or animals. (I can be a b**ch at times but not CRUEL.)
[] You have raped/molested someone.
[] You destroy property on purpose.
[] You always lie.
[] You've stayed out all night.
[] You have ran away from home.
Total: 3

Depression
[] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[] You always, or normally, are crying.
[] You find no hope in your future.
[] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day. (I'm not depressed, just lazy)
[] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 2

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order. (the mess in my room must cover ATLEAST 30% of my floor!)
[x] You have harmed yourself. (I've hit things before and dug my nails into my skin until it bruises or leaves bad marks.)
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS. (I don't trust water fountains >.> <.<)
[] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.(mainly dreams and memories)
[] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[/] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should. (^^;)
[x] You are very shy.(I can be)
[x] You often talk to yourself. (I argue too, and lose half the time)
Total: 4 1/2



I Have ADHD, Bipolar, and OCD Yaaaaays!

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My fanfiction Profile

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 9, 2011, 5:03 PM
All the crap I have on my FF profile,  I love it so

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Dark Jasmine, NatTheThief

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) Dark Jasmine (Draco Malfoy: evil and sexy & Edward Cullen: Sexy) NatTheThif(to many to count, Jacob Blacktwilight, Dimitri Belikov Vampire Academy)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, DarkJasmine, NatTheThief

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs) Dark Jamine (I don't even know how it's possible. It defys gravity, NatTheTheif,( all I can say is that it's better than falling DOWN a flight of stairs, ouch)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, NatTheThief

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."

"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."

"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

"A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."

"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

145. It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes a point from Gryffindor.
143. I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when I am sent to the headmasters office.
139. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do whatever I want.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherine day.
124. I will not wear my "DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT" shirt to school.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles".

119. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.

93. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, "We're Off to See the Wizard".
99. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

93. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, "We're Off to See the Wizard".
80. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
74. I will not say, "Dude get a life" to Voldemort.

75. I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows."
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

64. However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.
59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".

58. I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

50. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
39. Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
36. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
23. I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms".

14. I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
11. If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of this fact and draw a dark mark on their arm

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds but that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Witch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!!

"I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."

So You Want to Be a Death Eater..Your guide to everything evil!This list may contain spoilers!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

HAHAHAHA! I laughed SO hard when I read that! So you wanna be a Death Eater? HAHAHAHAHA

Hetalia- Obsessed when...
by ~anexara

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[x] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[x] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

[x] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[x] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

[x] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

[x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[x] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[x] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

[x] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

[x] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[x] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

[x] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[x] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[x] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space(sadly this is very true)

] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[x] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

[x] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place (I am not that far off...YET!)

[x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

[x] When you want your own pink kitty/panda backpack

] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[x] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[x] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

[x] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

] When yousee a bushy browed person and ask them "Does your name happen to be Artur Kirkland?"

[x] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that, no, you can't

[x] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

] When the sound of bouching beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

] When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[x] When you get pissed that it's been TWENTY-ONE episodes since China's last appearence in the anime, despite his character songs coming out and Himaruya's focus on him since

] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory ^^)

EDIT:
[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

[x] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[x] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support

] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

[x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

[x] When you start squealing in geography class

[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

[x] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[x] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.

[x] When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.

] When you see a book in the store called "Your Erroneous Zones"and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair.

] When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace "its" with "his"

[x] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.

[x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

[x] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAILED miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND That you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

[x] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

] When you realize that your music notebook (or any other notebook) (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher during Clearance Signing

] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[x] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

] When at the right moment, you were in the grocery then the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came out and it was near the end and you saw "Pasta" And sang along with the last part. PLUS, you added a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max and you were screaming and people where looking at you.

[x] When you refer to Gilbert as "AWESOME" or accidentally as "Princess Peach" (RomaHeta reference)

[x] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

[x] When you demand that Korea unbanned Hetalia, Korea become one again and Italy to be separated for the sake of your pairings

[x] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two! *obsessed*)

[x] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[x] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[x] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

[x] When "Honda's Really Big Thing" becomes more humorous than it really should be...(Japan's name=Kiku Honda)

[x] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[x] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

] When your teacher says that the alliance between germany and italy was "one of convinience" and you immeadiately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[x]When you can't say "international affairs"with a straight face

] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[x] When you're parents suggest going out for Chinese you laugh.

] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

(XD if you know hetalia and do any of this copy and paste to your profile, and don't forget to check the boxes! And give credit to the maker! Feel free to add your own!

Journal Skin by Chocolate-Shinigami
  • Listening to: Burlesque Soundtrack
  • Reading: Mythology
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

--What the gesture means--
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means...."
  • Listening to: Burlesque Soundtrack
  • Reading: Mythology
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
That I let you speak when you wanted, when I had so much that I wanted to say.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
  • Listening to: Burlesque Soundtrack
  • Reading: Mythology
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
Tagged by Ash :iconashanime777:

1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Nat

1) What gender are you?
Female

2) What is your age?
15.

3) Do you want a hug?
Yes please!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Some people say I'm overly sarcastic

5) What is your favorite food?
Food

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Pistachio.

7) Are you a virgin?
Maaaaaaaaybe, you offerin?

8) Have you killed anyone?
Not yet.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Annoying idiots

10) Do you have any secrets?
If I did why would I tell you?

11) What is your favorite season?
Fall

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Ash, Eli, and Skittles.  

13) What are your hobbies?
Reading, writing, thinking up sarcastic quips

14) What is your favorite drink?
The blood of my enemies....jk A nice red burgundy, or a coke whichever

15) When is your birthday?
9/11.

16) What age did you die?
I haven't died yet!

17) Are you nice or mean?
Depends on the day......

18) Are you social or shy?
Social-ish

19) What do you think of your parents?
I am grateful that they created me

20) What's your weakness?
Im a people pleaser....pouting is a very effective weapon

21) How long can you stay under water?
30 seconds or more

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Get up, survive, go back to bed

23) Do you love someone?
>////> So what if I do?

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
I was two years old

25) What's your favorite band?
Green Day/Simple Plan/Three Days Grace

26) Ever worn a dress?
I do so every now and again, I prefer pants though.

27) Willingly?
Yes.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Motorcycle

29) At night?
Reading.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes

31) ...Of the same gender?
Nope.

32) It's clear you're gay.
Nope

33) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Silk

34) Anyone loves you?
No one has said anything about it.....

35) What's your favorite color?
Green

36) When was the last time you cried?
Can't remember

37) Do you have a pet?
I wish. I want cats.

39) Are you crazy?
Quite deffinately yes

40) What are you?
A bitch, you got a problem with that?

41) What´s your nickname?
Nat, Nati, Stickfigure, Blackhole, Ye Tall One

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Happy for the most part

43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?
A speedster, just for the speed reading

44) Favorite movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean

45) What is your current occupation?
Daycare part-time

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
....

47) What's your favorite song?
It changes daily

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
An intellectual one.

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?
Maaaaaybe I did maybe I didn't, you'll have to check with him.

50) Ever think about getting married?
Yep, just need to find someone

51) Have you ever had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex?
Nope

52) When was the first time you 'did it'?
None of your damn buisness.

53) Do you have any piercings anywhere?
My ears

54) Final question. Who do you tag?
Everyone
  • Listening to: Burlesque Soundtrack
  • Reading: Mythology
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
Stolen from :iconashanime777:

[x] Said something ridiculous and then question what you just said. (all the time)
[x] Accidentally grabbed your friend inappropriately.
[x] Ever been grabbed inappropriately by your friend on accident.
[ ] Named a pet by the species. Example – A dog named Dog.
[ ] Walked up to a stranger on the street and hugged them because you thought they were a family member.
[x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you actually forgot what age you were. (This usually happens after my birthday)
[x] Laughed really hard at something then forgot what you were laughing at.
[ ] Pulled up to a drive through menu at fast food restaurant and ordered something that wasn't on their menu.
[x] Laughed at a joke your friend said before you realized they weren't joking.
[x] Worn a t-shirt backwards in public without realizing. (I have worn a shirt almost every way physically possible to wear a shirt)

Total so far: 7

[ ] Slept in your friend's car because you were scared of their boyfriend's/girlfriend's father. (This... Confuses me.)
[x] Tried to open a door that says it's locked.
[ ] Tried to put your car in gear before turning it on.
[ ] Fallen asleep while driving.
[x] Stared at a green light thinking it's red.
[ ] Lost your keys in the ignition.
[ ] Locked your keys in the trunk.
[x] Ordered something at a restaurant then complained when you received your food because you thought you ordered something else when you didn't.
[x] Walked up to the wrong car thinking it was yours.

Total so far= 10

[x] Tried to unlock said car and wondered why it wasn't working.
[ ] Gotten into someone else's car thinking it was yours and wondered why the keys didn't fit in the ignition.
[ ] Walked into someone else's apartment thinking it was yours.
[ ] Gotten into the wrong side of a car and wondered where the steering wheel went.
[x] Made a joke about someone before realizing they could hear you.
[ ] Driven on the wrong side of the road and then argued with your friend about it.
[ ] Run your car into a street divider.
[ ] Waited for a biker to pass before you turned when the bike is down the street.
[x] Started singing a song out loud before forgetting the rest of the lyrics.
[ ] Reply on a journal thinking it was your friend when it wasn't.

Total so far = 13

[x] Saw a fan made emoticon and used it
[x] Drawn a picture of your character before realizing it looks exactly like another character.
[x] Written up a full idea for a story before realizing it sounds exactly like an already published story.
[ ] Befriended someone online that sounded so much like another friend you honestly believed they were the same person.
[x] Gotten emails for a website that you never signed up for.
[ ] Read an entire new book before realizing you have actually read the book before.
[x] Forgotten what you did that morning.
[x] Lost a bracelet on your wrist.
[x] Lost a hair tie in your hair.

Total so far = 20

[ ] Talked to a fictional character on Facebook and actually forgotten you weren't really talking to the character.
[x] Accidentally hit the wall and thought someone was hiding in your room. (JAMES!)
[x] Realized that you wouldn't pass a field sobriety test, even if you're sober. (I've tried walking in a completely straight line and failed epicly)
[x] Have ever joked about someone being in your closet then spend a good amount of time threatening the person in the closet.(James! What did you do with my red shirt!?)
[x] Had a poster above the bed in your room, then move the bed and were too lazy to move the poster, too.
[x] Shouted out the answer to a question on the TV. (Jeapordy!!!!)
[x] Argued with the TV.
[x] Shouted at an actor in the movie you're watching who was doing something stupid. (Take the bat before you go into the closet!)
[x] Spouted random facts in the middle of a movie.
[x] Tried to use your pen tablet and was frustrated that it wasn't working before realizing it wasn't plugged in.

Total so far = 29

[x] Turned on Netflix then tried to use the TV remote to change the channel.
[x] Taken a meme and realized how much you actually fail.
[x] Had a parent try to use "cool" words.
[x] Corrected a teacher in class.
[x] Had a conversation with yourself. (And arguments as well)
[x] Woken up and forgotten where you were. (When fall asleep at a party or sometimes even my own house)
[x] Done an assignment before realizing you did the wrong one. (I HATE that)
[x] Saw an infomercial and you were honestly convinced you NEEDED what they were selling.
[x] Yelled at the TV because they said something that frustrated you. (TV lies)
[x] Been so bored you did homework just for entertainment purposes.

Total so far: 39

[ ] Been afraid of your birth element. Example – Being Sagittarius and afraid of fire. (I'd only be afraid of earth if it opened up under my feet and swalloed me whole))
[x] Laughed so hard you spit liquid out your nose. (My friends are witnesses and cause to this)
[x] Done something that hurt just because you wanted it to hurt. (Helps me with my weak will power)
[x] Planned who you would haunt if you were a ghost. (>3)
[x] Saw yourself in the mirror and briefly wondered who else was in the room. (Who the hell is that ugly- oh)
[ ] Been given relationship advice from someone much younger than you.
[x] Laughed for at least 5 minutes at something that wasn't funny.
[ ] Named your computer. (not yet, but I have a wooden Japanese sword called Mikhail)
[x] Told your friend that your computer only responds when you talk to it a certain way. (We have a very healthy relationship.)
[x] Bought food at a restaurant when you weren't hungry just because the waiter/waitress was really cute. (red lobster, but the cute guy helped me work up an appetite)

Total so far: 46

[x] Been really excited to build a pillow fort when you were older than 12. (I've made a few with my brother)
[ ] Made a clubhouse out of something dangerous, like blackberry thorns.
[x] Become obsessed with a children's show.
[x] Tried to fix the color on a TV and made it worse. (:X)
[x] Started talking like a fictional character in conversation with someone else. (so what?! I'm sane!)
[x] Wanted to live on a deserted island. (People annoy me sometimes)
[x] Been asked what you would bring to a deserted island and considered it planning for the future. (YES!)
[x] Honestly wished a TV show or movie was real. (To many to count....)
[ ] Been so bored you made a Facebook, an email, and a Skype for a fictional character. (>3)
[x] Tried to twist open a bottle cap that wasn't a twist cap.

Total so far= 54

[x] Used a bottle opener on a bottle cap that was twist off. (It still worked!)
[ ] Skinned your knuckle opening a bottle cap with a coin.
[x] Written a popular story, left it alone for a year, then come back to realize it sucked. (Thank you quizilla)
[ ] Told a stranger you loved them because you thought they were family.
[x] Heard a completely nonsexual statement and thought something sexual about it. (That's what she said~)
[ ] Called someone either a bothersome dirt child or a filthy pig-beast when they knew nothing about Invader Zim.
[ ] Gotten busted by the cops and personally knew the cop who caught you.(not yet)
[ ] Been really surprised when you saw a battery store for the first time because you thought Invader Zim made them up. (There are battery stores?!)
[ ] Gotten a Twitter just to follow your favorite fictional character.
[x] Been really excited that there is a cheese.com. (Really!?)

Total so far = 58

[x] Actually looked up cheese.com when you read the previous question.
[x] Stolen someone's name, then have them question why their name was in something you wrote.
[x] Quoted a TV show or movie to someone who had never seen it and confused them. (Yays for Doctor Who!)
[x] Seen a movie just because it looked terrible.
[x] Been really excited with the idea of dissecting something.
[ ] Been really excited at the idea of headshotting zombies.
[x] Liked a dream more than real life. (Why did I have to wake up!? The kiss was just getting good >,<)
[x] Made or bought a t-shirt that a character in a TV show wore.
[ ] Saw the sun and wondered when the moon got so bright.
[x] Gotten really excited when you saw a new kind of soda in a glass bottle. (Glass is always better)

Total Score= 66

0-10 = You don't fail.
10-20 = You're normal.
20-30 = You're above normal.
30-40 = You fail.
40-50 = You FAIL.
50-60 = Failsauce.
60-70 = Ridiculous.
70-80 = Wow.
80-90 = Super failsauce.
90-100 = This is just sad.
  • Listening to: Burlesque Soundtrack
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  • Watching: You
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes,Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool
7. TAG SOME BODEH! (LOLNO D:<)

Opening Credits: Good Girls Go bad (Cobra Starship)

Waking Up: Germany Hatafutte Paredo (Hetalia)

First Day At School: The Black Pearl (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Falling In Love: Scavengers of the Damned (Aiden)

Fight Song: To the Pirates Cave! (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Breaking Up: Whispers in the Dark (Skillet)

Prom: I can see clearly now the rain is gone (Jonny Nash)

Life:  Mambo No.5 (Lou Bega)

Mental Breakdown: Smokin' (Boston)

Driving: Do you know the Enemy (GreenDay) (I do, it's called traffic)

Flashback: Show Me How You Burlesque (Christina Aguilera)

Getting back together: La Negra Tiene Tumbao (Celia Cruz)

Wedding: Dream On (Aerosmith) (TT^TT)

Birth of Child: Harder to Breathe (Maroon 5)

Funeral Song: I'm Your Favorite Drug (Porcelain and the Tramps)

Final Battle: Scandalous (Cobra Starship)

End Credits: Runaway (Groove Coverage)

.....o.e
  • Listening to: iPod
  • Reading: Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.



I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.



I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.



We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.



I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.



I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.



I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.



I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.



We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.



I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.



I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.



I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.



I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.



I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.



I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.



I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.



I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.



I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.



I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.



I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.



I am the girl who cries in shame when she's near her homophobic parents because I kissed another girl and liked it.



I am the young boy who was smacked in public for sharing a kiss with another boy; we only thought that's what you did when you really liked someone. *



We are the parents who will live in regret because our teenage daughter hung herself from her tree house; we would have loved her even if she told us she was dating her best girl-friend.



I am the teacher who still has his job even after the gay student I tormented with failing grades was hit by a car on the weekend.



I am the boy who searched every book in the library about homosexuality only to find that my only question wasn't answered; is it wrong?



We are the siblings who were disowned when our parents found gay and lesbian porn on the family computer.



I am the boy who is always late to his next class, I refuse to get out of the showers until all the other boys are changed.



I am the girl who got sick of her teacher at her pristine Christian school coming onto me and finally screamed that I was a lesbian; I'm not allowed back in that school again.



I am the father who refuses to let his son date another boy because I know from experience that the world doesn't want you when you love another man.



I am the boy who comes home from school with broken noses; my friends pressured me into drinking at a party and I told them everything.



I am the man who stares at his new wife and her grown kids every day with regret; my ex-husband and I thought it was best if we did what was 'normal' of us.



I am the mother whose daughter and friends came to for advice for having sex with another woman; now her friends' mothers won't meet me in the eye.



I am the girl who feels a part of her is missing; my twin sister thought we were different since she was into other girls so she went to live with our father and left me here with our mum.



I am the older brother who is trying to support his younger sister; our parents didn't want her anymore when they walked in on her with another woman.



I am the teenage boy sitting in the hospital waiting room on my own, crying; my best friend just overdosed because he was to afraid to tell me he loved me.



I am just one of the people who is trying to make a difference.


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
  • Listening to: Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
Please put this as your journal if you know or love someone who is gay.
A wish that people will soon understand, that being gay is not a disease nor a choice!
People who are gay are not looking for a cure but acceptance and equal rights. 93% won't copy and paste this.

Will you make it your journal entry for at least one hour?
Promote love and acceptance. Stop the hate!
  • Listening to: Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
Stolen from :iconashanime777:



YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] You love hoodies
[x] You love jeans (they are awesome!)
[x] Dogs are better than cats(I like cats but dogs will always be better)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (only on AFV)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team(Yays for middleschool softball!)
[ ] Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies suck (There is some kind of deal between Hallmark and Kleenex I swear)
[ ] You own an XBOX GAMECUBE BISHIES!)
[x] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter(what kid didn't?)
[x] You owned a DS, PS2 or Sega (DS!)
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] You watch sports on TV(GO DOLPHINS!)
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[x] You used to go to your dad for advice (still do)
[ ] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear(coooooooomfyyyyyyy)
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors (Green!♥♥ )
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] Sports are fun
[x] You sleep at night with your socks on (WARMTH <3)
[x] You have fished at least once
[x] You love football (both kinds ^w^)
TOTAL = 19 (O.o)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] You like to shop (owo)
[ ] You wear eyeliner
[x] You wear the color pink (Pajamas)
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport (Well, yeah)
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] You like going to the mall
[/] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (i like how a pedicure makes my feet, it feels niiiiice)
[x] you like wearing jewelery (I ♥ Jewlery)
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook (Never seen it)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe(Not a big part)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies (not favorite, not a hobby, but definately enjoyable)
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (WHOEVER CHECKS THIS SQUARE SHALL SUFFER ETERNAL AGONY BY MY HAND!)
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (The water is niiiiiiice)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I have like six and then me and my mom share some)
[ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time (not majority but I do give a damn)
[x] You like wearing dresses
[ ] You like wearing body spray (. . . perfume?)
[x] You like high heel shoes (I look good! :iconawesomeplz:)
[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid (I still have some)
[/] you like putting makeup on others (I like doing hair and dressing people up and stuff)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL = 11 (..........:iconomgwtfbbqplz:)
  • Listening to: Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: You
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  • Eating: your
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:iconashanime777: tagged me!

You must post these rules:
-Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
-You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
-Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!
-No tag-backs

1)I have gone to the Dominican Republic before
2)i love Doctor Who! (:icondoctorwhoplz:)
3)I love topgear
4) I have an addiction to BBC America
5) Eddie Izzard is and awesome comic in my opinion.
6)I have a big neon orange and yellow stuffed monkey named Jeremey
7) And a small stuffed sheep named Hammond
8) I have a t-shirt that says 'I am the STIG!'
9)I have not met anyone in my school who watches TopGear as obssesively as I do :cry:
10)I love perfume

I tag:
:icongirlyanimegal:
:iconfeshnie:
  • Listening to: Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Watching: You
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  • Eating: your
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I saw a ton of people doing this and it seemed like fun.


1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Natali

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Natizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Green Bat

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Andna

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Cobalt Piña Colada (NEVER FEAR THE COBALT PI- a forget it)

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Ad-Al-Li-Res (O.o)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

Teresa Joaquin

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Nikki (My hermit crab)

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)

Naruto (:giggle:) BELIEVE IT

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)

Captain Alexandera


This was a good laugh
  • Listening to: Porcelain And the Tramps
  • Reading: The Great Gatsby
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: through
  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window
Stolen From :icondarkmoonsigel:

What color socks are you wearing now?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = homosexual
[ ]Tight = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ x]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[x]Brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who slept with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[9 ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who smoked with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[x]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a totally sexy girl
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ X]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a totally hot boy
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because I'm gay
[x]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because the lil people told me to
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I sniff crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to

I'm a sexy weirdo with a hot boyfriend who got stabbed by my lover because I have AMAZING boobs.
I am a very interesting person.
  • Listening to: Narwhals
  • Reading: Much Ado About Nothing
  • Watching: You
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  • Eating: your
  • Drinking: window